When your boss makes a joke at your expense.
(Source: buzolicc)
When you’re at da club and all you wanna do is dance…with your friends.
(via the-fame-factory)
When your husband turns out to be a talker when all you wanted was silence.
(Source: corpsesinthesea)
When your husband, boyfriend, whatever won’t turn the goddamn tv off. Oh, you like war films?
(Source: marcedith)
When your heels hurt your feet and you haven’t even left yet.
(Source: daiseas)
When my phone rings.
(via frozenplanet)
Diet, day 2: progress update.
(Source: davidfincherings)
When you wake up the next morning after moving back home.
(via mephistosschreck)
When your beloved hairdresser dies, and you’re sad, but then you realize the consequences.
When you can’t stop reading #whatshouldwecallme.
(Source: liquidatomicgonads)
When your doc prescribes you adderall.
When being a paralegal is better than…..nothing.
(Source: desperationfascination)
Every morning from about 8:30-10:00 a.m. when your other hand is busy manipulating Facebook mobile.
(Source: nothingforkings)
When your grapefruit diet isn’t cutting it.
(via cuntamination)
When you go on a trip and you forget your cocktail….of pills.
(Source: oldtobegin)
